不开心时看的沙雕句子，幽默逗趣，越看越开心！

Middle age is a journey to the West! Wukong's pressure, Bajie's figure, laosha's hairstyle, Tang Monk's Moji! It's getting closer to the West.

你们说我长得好看我可以黒，但代为不要说我的同事，她们跟这件两件事没关系。

You say I look good, I can bear it, but please don't say my friends, they have nothing to do with it.

我那时候很瘦，未来也很瘦，所以我现在先胖短暂，不然人生不有缘。

I used to be very thin, and I will be very thin in the future, so I'll put on weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

责备睡觉iPhone换枕头旁边有电磁辐射，吓得我回来痛快把枕头扔了，吓死我了。

I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow when I put my sleeping cell phone. I got up and threw the pillow away, which scared me to death.

你身上有她的香水味，你要是何必妳她，麻烦帮我说一下香水绑定。

You smell like her perfume. If you dare to meet her again, please ask me the perfume link.

自始羡慕你们有那么多口红，今天阿玛尼，总有一天兰蔻；像我这样的，只有整天时往门联上亲口中。

I envy you for having so many lipsticks, Armani today and Lancome tomorrow; For people like me, I have to kiss couplets when I go out.

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